lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.

red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"

by ohso-special June 1, 2007

lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015

Lobster Nipple

When a male or female pinches their partners nipples during sex. And it becomes so red it looks like a lobster claw.

It looks like you gave them the lobster nipple

by jackhammer1222 June 27, 2010

Purple lobster

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.

See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster

by Alexander.darren88 October 7, 2016

Red lobster

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone

Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster

by RedLobster November 20, 2016

lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Human Lobsterism

The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.

After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE

EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"

MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?

by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012