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Lawn Locked

Completely surrounded by suburbs.
by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017
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lawn wrecker

a person who likes to ruin people's fucking lawns for a living
The lawn wrecker got stuck on lawn and landed on train track.
by blue-eyed wonder September 16, 2020
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Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.
I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.
by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020
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Fort Lawn

A small town in South Carolina.
Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.
Oh wow I know jolottie, she lives on the other side of fort lawn.
by Amycoleman=) February 3, 2010
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Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
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Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now
by Alex November 28, 2003
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Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.
Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf
by fakeandfake April 16, 2011
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