Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017

Ukrainian Landmine

When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.

Jimmy: Do u smell that?
Tommy: Ya man. It smells like a Ukrainian Landmine!

by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010

landmark

A tagging that will probably never be buffed.

tagging like a high place or concrete spot that won't get painted over

by MISTERI March 9, 2005

landmaster

The Final Smash of every character in the game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" for the Nintendo Wii.

"Wait, wasn't Pikachu's FS called Volt Tackle?"
"Nope, it's called Landmaster."

by Chris Berman January 31, 2008

landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005

Landmark Americana In Glassboro

A bar and restaurant located just off of Rowan University's campus in Glassboro, New Jersey. This bar and restaurant is treated like a greek god to the Rowan University students who are 21 and over because the town is so run-down and boring, that Landmark is the only provider of some type of nightlife. This bar and restaurant also has a club attached to it, where sluts go to get dick instead of dealing with the annoying frat brothers that have houses next to Landmark on the surrounding streets. Their bouncers are fucking sexist pricks when it comes to dudes. They don't let guys up on the stage in the club, and will treat dudes like shit because they only care about girls, like any other club does. Watch out for the bathrooms as well gentleman. There are douchebag bouncers who try and offer you soap and a towel at the sinks, expecting you to give them every damn dollar you brought with you as a tip. Also, gangs come here at start fights, so watch out for the Bloods and the Crips. Go to nightclub in EastBumblefuck, North Dakota instead. There are less ugly girls there who don't wine and complain.

"Yo I don't wanna deal with the frat brothers with their stupid ratio bullshit. Lets fine sluts somewhere else.
"Dude, we're 21, let's go to Landmark Americana in Glassboro

by CollegebBoiWithNoLyfe83 December 5, 2016

Landon

An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far

Man, Landon really fucked up this time

by UmHeyStop January 18, 2017