A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

by IDK, February 21, 2017

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018

someone from the sprunkoments
by twothealgebraien June 9, 2025

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023
