Last Winner

The better way to tell someone they are a loser even though to you and everyone else they still are and forever will be a loser.

*People running a Marathon*
...And the winner is John Smith!!
*After a two hour time lapse, the last person crosses the finish line*
...And the Last Winner is Steven Johnson!
*Announcer speaking to himself*
He is such a loser!!

by N.S.S. January 28, 2010

Last Kill

noun:
1. a kill which occurs after all others; the final kill

verb:
1. to obtain the last kill as defined above

n:
When JKA was uninstalled from Reign's computer, he insured that he would retain the last kill on Kane forever.

v:
Reign last killed Kane.

by sourcealex December 28, 2011

Last But Least

Like Last But not Least, except the last thing done it the least important.

The cop had done 2 things already that day, he had arrested a murderer and arrested a rapist. And the last but least thing he had to do was quieten down an old woman's next door neibourghs.

by thebigwan March 12, 2015

Obamas last name

It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II

Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself

by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

from first to last

from first to last is an awesome post hardcore band. that genre would best describe them. they go past all music ever created. they are simply one of the best. their new album, "heroine", certainly proves that. There previous album, "dear diary, my teenage angst has a bodycount," is no slouch either. The aesthetic EP was some of their beginner stuff. they were specific with the emo ex-girlfriend style. they have progressed in their music amazingly. sonny moore, derek bloom, matt good, and travis richter are the members. wes borland plays bass for them on tour and on the new album. john weisberg, the previous bassist, was kicked out in '05. from first to last is deffinitely a deadly competition to any band on the music scene.

world war me: i'm a one life, hopeless, dirty, animal baby and i bow down to my feeble brain. abberated, primitive; stay with me, stay with me. no food for weeks, i've never felt better; we look better famished girl. hightail to the lush escape, and leave our filty world away.

i love from first to last.

by svennie April 23, 2006