lightning

1. thunder
2. a hockey team based in tampa

1. wow! thats some lightning!
2. hope the lightning win today's game!

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 19, 2022

Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.

Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!

by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024

Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.

“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

White Lightning

A cocktail made from denatured alcohol and milk rumored to be consumed by Australian aboriginals.

Michael: Hey Edwin, wanna go sniff some petrol?
Edwin: Nah, I been down to Centerlink. Ima go ride the White Lightning.
Michael: Deadly! Let's do it bloke.

by 34345464575676868678 December 14, 2018

Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022

Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.

Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.

by Blind Angel August 30, 2012

Operation Lightning Thunder

the armies of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and southern Sudan launched a joint military offensive against the Lord’s Resistance Army, or LRA.
LRA Lord's Resistance Army Uganda Democratic Republic of Congo Congo Sudan Kony Joseph Kony

A joint military attack on the LRA to nullify their presence in Uganda, Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo; Operation Lightning Thunder.

by colormetiny May 7, 2012