Leopard Slap

When somebody takes a mashed chocolate chip cookie and slaps you with it

Yo dawg why you leopard slap me and get chocolate all over my wife beat?

by Nicholas Serro April 29, 2008

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Leota

An Asian straight off the boat who has a very limited understanding of English and social standards. He is known for his extreme laugh, has a rather extraneous cough and can be a disaster at social gatherings. He will have an obsession with Pepper Potts from Iron Man, dreaming of cosplaying as her. He will be wildly unpredictable when drunk and cannot go long smoking illegal substances. He has an addiction to cigarettes and is known for being very Chinese at times.

"Goddamitt Leota, shut up." - Random Friend

"I got the fortty titties!" - Leota

by BYC2013 November 12, 2013

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Leona

Antonymous with Mojo of Moberly

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

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Leotardo

A person of somewhat limited intellectual capacity who lives mainly in an imaginary internet world.

Drools often and moves from forum to forum in an attempt to avoid frequent ass kickings

Often impotent and attracted to posionous frogs and imaginary women.

Ton or Leo or Alto or any one of a number of chat losers

by Mancus Superious April 16, 2004

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leopard

noun--anything that unexpectedly causes you direct or indirect harm (essentially mauls you or someone in your group out of nowhere) while being sketchy and/or intoxicated in some form.

(you see a speedtrap) "Watch out dude, there's a fucking leopard up there on the left."

"There was definitely a leopard hiding in that 7th bottle of bass last night..."

by nefarious mr. x December 9, 2003

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