Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

Dick Lamp by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022

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Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

Lava lamp by Semix February 21, 2023

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A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

Lava Lamp by Miginator April 25, 2023

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Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

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Japanese indie band founded in 2000 by Yusuke Nagai, Kaori Sakakibara, and Taiyo Someya.
Their most popular song on Spotify is ゆめうつつ.

"Can you put on ランプ (Lamp)?"
"Yes, because I have good taste in music."

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When you trick on someone and then shit lights up

When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.

Trick lamp by Vergazz March 31, 2024

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