The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.
by Jbski April 27, 2017
Get the kirkingmug. to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
Get the captain kirkingmug. Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk
That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020
Get the Ash Kirkmug. dimesha kirkkkk
by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019
Get the Dimesha Kirkmug. Soldier 1: Holy fuck did you see that wound on Gary’s neck??
Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.
Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*
Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.
Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*
by TazmilyGum September 11, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. 
by University—-Charlie September 14, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug.