nick jones

one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.

1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"

2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"

by blazinallday420 May 22, 2009

Miss Bowen-Jones

Any bedshitting old lady who still operates in a teaching position.

OMG!! That bitch is a total Miss Bowen-Jones!

She sure fucking is; I hope she gets cancer and dies!

by Dominic June 25, 2004

Thanatoid Jones

Meaty Progressive Rock spiced with a little New Age salt and Country pepper.

www.baybeatsounds.com/T-Jo/Thanatoid_Jones.htm

by Mo December 4, 2004

dakota jones

When you are riding on the pegs of a bike and have a boner and then proceed to rub it on the driver

I gave eduardo an extreme Dakota Jones on the bike ride home

by Tyson Gordon July 3, 2008

Jonesy

A drunk guy from cairns that loves to rub chilli on his ball sack.

"Hey I have some Carolina reaper "

Jonesy: "rub it on my balls! "

by G-Girl13 December 27, 2017

jim jones cocktail

poison kool aid

i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead

by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003

Jonesy

A man with good fortune; a very lucky guy

Man... That Jonesy is one lucky bastard

by The Jonesmeister July 12, 2011