Someone who might not have all of their life together, but will show you disappointment in no matter what you do. Even when you try your best to do something to impress him, he will still find a way to be upset, but don’t worry, if you show him that you’re disappointed in him he becomes pouty in retaliation.
Oh man, Joshua really had to look at us like that after we said that joke, huh?
Josh, my big brother. He is a true beauty queen. He has luscious long hair. His beauty is unmatched by any other female. When he sings, birds fall from the sky, bears wake from hibernation, and foxes bound over lilies in complete bliss. His future is bright. He could be the best Miss America, as his metal screams wow the judges. Everyone should aspire to be a Josh to someone they love.