Jose Crow

A spin on the term Jim Crow, which is loosely defined as a set of laws or practices designed to oppress or subjugate African Americans in a society. Jose Crow is used when the oppressors are Hispanic and not white. Jose Crow is especially prevalent in parts of Northern California and on the SF peninsula, where hispanics are the majority population and African Americans are represented in a much smaller minority.

Hispanic Judge: Young man I sentence you to the maximum sentence allowed by law.

Black man: but your honor, it's was a violent offense and I have no priors. My Hispanic accomplice committed the same crime with priors and you only sentenced him to probation!? This is Jim and Jose Crow at its finest!!

Hispanic Judge: I know what I'm doing. Your kind aren't welcome in this county! Next case!!

by ChangeHappensNow June 20, 2017

jose mendez

A fucker funny but a fucker always with Monica cuz he like a girl like that

Jose Mendez is a fucker

［fucker］

by Lego ninjago January 9, 2017

Jose Hot Tub

When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.

Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."

Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"

Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"

by Big Rabes September 5, 2010

GI Jose 64

a shitty noob player on xbox live who plays shitty games and masturbates all over them he also is known for using the 2 noob guns in halo 4 and black ops 2 the plasma pistol and the B23R he is known to in halo 4 plasma shoot down banshees and rape unsuspecting men

Guy 1: aww my banshee was shot down

Guy 2: with what?

Guy 1: Plasma pistol why?

Guy 3: GI Jose 64 strikes a again!

by Savario February 13, 2013

Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.

The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.

by Bej34 January 28, 2008

Jose Ole

The act of someone pooping into someone else's butthole.

"So I hear Frankie really enjoys Jose Oles."

by HotPocket3390 August 16, 2012

San Jose Sharks

My favorite Hockey team. They started in 92, and are decient, as the guy above said. They have Nabokov, but had Steve Shields, an awesome goalie and person. Nabby is better though. Haha.

Look at Nabby! The Sharks are dominating with him!

by McMillan January 31, 2005