john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)
by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018
Get the Johnmug. 
by niggawarrior February 20, 2018
Get the Johnmug. A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.
by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019
Get the Johnmug.