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Joan

Joan is a narcissist who will purposely try to find you at Starbucks just to show you pictures of her vacations.

She likes talking about Switzerland a lot. That’s all she talks about, because that’s all she has.

She will also go to your house and peek through your window to check up on you after you’ve broken up with her.

She will also stalk your Instagram stories, and then go to your boyfriends house to say that you were “harassing her and messaging her pictures” of you and your boyfriend when the psycho was actually just stalking your Instagram stories.

She will also make fake profiles to message you about things she saw through her exes phone.

She will lie to make herself sound good, but it isn’t true at all. She likes to make up a lot of stories.
Joan is crazy.

Joan is the kind of person who would lie about being raped.
by Joan Vu October 31, 2018
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Joanna

Joanna is a big person who loves to eat a lot of food, she is known for saying the phrase (I’m a 1 pack girl) but in reality she loves to eat endlessly.
My name is Joanna and I am a 1 pack girl.
by My name Ben January 28, 2023
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Man-Joan

When a male gets fucked by his best friends mom (with a strap-on) while his best friend watches and gets off on it.
Mike been on the edge of his seat all day, with hopes of going over to Collins for a few man-joans.
by Robby Sex March 27, 2003
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Joaning

Engaging in long and generally awkward conversations.
Oh look over there, Stephanie is Joaning so hard.
by Gooeyness June 12, 2018
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Joanne

The ship name of joe sugg and dianne buswell

they became official on the 16th december 2018 at 5:11pm

every month i’m the 16th at 5:11pm everyone puts the quote
“i may not have won the glitter ball but i’ve won something a million times more special”
joe sugg *posted a photo* at 5:11pm

fandom: OMG! joanne are official!!

16th of every month at 5:11pm

“i may not have won the glitter ball but i’ve won something a million times more special “
by emxbuzzwell July 29, 2019
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Joan

That Joan is pissing me off.
by YourfriendlyCrackWr January 7, 2017
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Jobanpreet

If a shit took a shit in that shit and that shit took a shit that would be Jobanpreet
I am a jobanpreet
by swesha October 23, 2020
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