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Aster (jaw dislocator)

An unhinged member of the markier dan club who often writes detailed paragraphs on how they would like to f*** characters (specifically men who are manwhores, pudgy and muscly) and he is extremely mentally unstable(we are setting up a go fund me for his therapy). They are also a closeted furry who makes fun of furries to hide the fact they are one.
*conversation on the server*
Aster (jaw dislocator): what i wanted to say iz that i’ve never wanted a man sm in my life. i need hiz dick up my azz rn and after he fill me up like a twinkie i want him to leave hickiez all over me and leave bite markz too. if i could i would carry hiz children but alas i cannot. i want him to tie me up and tease me until i cry in pleasure and then i want him to edge me and make me beg for him to fuck my mind. then i want him to suck me dry and call me a good boy while he pullz my hair.
Member: Average message from Aster
by xx_depressedgacha_nightwolf November 14, 2022
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Slack-jawed yokel

«Most folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»
«Most folk’ll never loose a toe, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»
by KingBlorp November 5, 2019
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cranston jaw breaker

when your girl lays on her back and you proceed to drop your nuts in her mouth.
Dammmm kidd this bitch was madd cranstonn last nightt, she made me give her the cranston jaw breaker.
by the cranston idiot August 16, 2010
mugGet the cranston jaw breakermug.

slack jawed yokel

another term for southern people (good ole boys)
Hey look at that slack jawed yokel from Georgia!
by GoldsGym07 May 28, 2007
mugGet the slack jawed yokelmug.

Ice Your Jaw

"Yo man, im gonna ice your jaw fool!"
by Demos March 19, 2006
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Box Jaw

When one preforms cunnilingus for so long that their jaw cramps up.
"I was going down on my girlfriend for so long thar I got box jaw"
by The worst English student October 19, 2021
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jam jaws

to have eatin a girl out while she is on the rags and to have her menstration in your mouth
oh no i ate her out and it was that time of the month now i have "jam jaws"
by EB and SB January 5, 2009
mugGet the jam jawsmug.

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