Jake

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men

OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.

by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017

Jake

Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds

He is insane he must be a Jake

by Lil pony king February 21, 2019

Jake

Faggot

That man is a jake

by Jokes by Jokes November 16, 2016

Jake

A welsh cheating bastard ;; usually has blonde hair and is gay ;; they have a 1.1 inch and 2.2 when erected

Jake is a dick

by CHARBULL March 2, 2017

Jake

A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).

Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.

by suhdude123 December 21, 2016

Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019

Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

by maya0924 March 25, 2017