Jason

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

True Story.

John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Techxual December 28, 2017

Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019

Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.

Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"

by 69770609 January 27, 2019

Jason

all jasons are very weird and point out very uncomfortable things in situations. jasons can overthink many things, such as social problems and old friends. Jason’s blurt out things that are unmeaningful, weird, and stupid without thinking.

Wow, Jason gets so annoying when talking about his social problems!

by JordySlayer January 18, 2020

Jason

He sucks dick at fortnite

Jason sucks and uses a controller when playing fortnite

by Jillian jay October 30, 2018

Jason

The biggest simp in the world, also looks like a girl

Jason likes YuTong

by angelo is a snake March 11, 2020

Jason

A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!

Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!

by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018