by ginahani October 7, 2009

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!
by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022

Someone whos likes men and enjoys having sexual intercourse with another man thats under age. A fagot child predator
by Gangstaboy5757 December 18, 2021

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.
by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019

He who will make you laugh and everyone will respect him, but he will get freaky when you want him too.
by Plethora God June 13, 2023
