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italian angel

A very voluptuous, loving woman of Italian heritage who gives all of everything she has to everyone around her. Sofia Loren is an example of an Italian Angel.
Your nonna was an Italian Angel back in the day. She made food and wine for everyone around us. She even grew flowers for her neighbors and friends. Another example. That woman is beautiful inside and out, just like lovely land of Italy. She is an Italian Angel.
by Bella Donna February 1, 2014
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Italian Standoff

An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.
Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.
by Conquistador69 May 26, 2017
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italian penis

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.
Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
by Leo_rex June 27, 2007
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Italian Train

This is when two Italian men run a train (aka: a threesome) on any girl from any country.(your preference)
Dalcero: Damn dude last night was intense!
Splinter: Yeh man totally ran an Italian train on that American girl.

Dalcero: Choo Choo!!
by Oz'da'Mon July 17, 2012
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Italian Oven

noun; Used to dispose of a mafia-whacked corpse by combining the body, the mid-summer's heat, and the trunk of an abandoned car. As defined by Henry Hill on his website GoodFellaHenry.com
Petey (in Italian accent): What are we going to do with this rat's body?
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.
by Ares Overfond March 18, 2011
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Franco-Italian

Interesting ethnical mix. Makes charming individuals who love elaborate food, fine arts, luxury Champagne, designer clothings, gorgeous women, tasteful interiors, transalpine red cars and oversized sunglasses.
Roman Catholics by education but only go to Chruch for Easter with their Grandmas. Sharp sense of self-derision, laugh about their so-called decadence.
Read political BS romans in cafés. Praize their families.
This guy named B who lives in Paris with his Boston girlfriend is a Franco-Italian bourgeois!
by Akaparer November 28, 2004
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italian shower

Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.
I only had time for an italian shower.
by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006
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