by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010
The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
by Mydaho January 11, 2015
A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022
by jacob-ganes October 24, 2019
gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!
by WackyWollie April 24, 2019
When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.
Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."
by VAFRIENDS January 29, 2022
hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!
by WackyWollie April 24, 2019