Bacon Strips

A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.

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by Chewyyyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2011

milk the bacon

to masturbate and/or ejaculate

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.

by Yu Wong March 15, 2008

Bacon Neck

When a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon.

Hey, see that guy two rows next to us? He has bacon neck.

by Dennys Menu May 29, 2010

That's so bacon!

Exclaimed in approval / enjoyment of any person, place, or thing. Synonymous with "cool" "awesome" "hella balls to the walls kick ass" etc.

"I went to my favorite cafe earlier, they have this new blend of chai that's so bacon!"

"Have you never seen American Psycho!? Dude, that movie is totally bacon!"

"Did you see the new article on Digg about Trent Reznor? You should check it out, 'cause Trent is made of pure bacon."

"Honey, for our anniversary this year, we are going to do everything you want to do, 'cause you're bacon - and I love you for being so bacon."

by Lutrell April 10, 2009

Bacon Cave

A phrase referring to the appearance of the female genitals; also closly linked in association to the bologna drapesand mud flaps

Man, I'd like to put my bologna pony in her Bacon Cave!

by Jimmie Dead August 29, 2006

Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005