iron gates

A virgins vagina

"Hey you snatch that V-card?"
"Ya took me months to break the iron gates."

by berreall March 30, 2009

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Iron Squirter

A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.

Damn he got the iron squirter

by Seer of Glegh March 28, 2023

iron serpent

A hard penis

Brad stuck his iron serpent into Anthony's rectum

by Rlag May 23, 2016

Extreme Ironing

A fast paced sport where competitors must have the overall dexterity needed for pressing pants and mental and physical constitution necessary for extreme locations. Some location suggestions are large volcanos, the amazon rainforest, and the mariana trench. Clothing suggestions include Calvin Klein shirts, ties with beagles on them, and the super tight khakis you only get on for christmas dinner and other family gatherings.

Extreme Ironing should be an olympic event

by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022

Iron cock

The definition of Jens

''Omg who is that?''
'' It's Jens the iron cock!''

by morerna September 29, 2021

Ovaries of iron

When a girl shows extreme bravery

Man, she has ovaries of iron!

by Spider 602 May 13, 2016