gym idiot

Gym member (or more likely someone on free trial) who is more concerned with satisfying his (sometimes her) ego than doing any serious excercise. Will show off by spending ten minutes setting up the heaviest bench-press he can manage only to do one poor-ass set of three reps. Will vie for attention by constantly complaining that the equipment is too easy, despite the fact he is simply doing two a minute on the heaviest setting for a machine.

Damn, another poser gym idiot.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Orange Idiot

The president of spray tans and a part time U.S leader

Hey did you hear Orange Idiot deleted his Twitter account

by FRads February 5, 2017

smart idiot

Someone who is smart in school, but is dumb in almost all real life situations.

John got an A+ on his math test, later, he bragged about his new iPhone 5S and left his locker unlocked, and it got stolen. what a smart idiot.

by ka6802 November 2, 2013

Idiot Snakebite

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.

Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.

by Jazzual October 21, 2013

blithering idiot

Someone highly unsensible. A highly annoying person. A babbling idiot.

You're a blithering idiot

by Catwisperer November 26, 2016

idiot box

television. Negative connotation.

Hmm. I can't find any cultural events for us to attend tonight. I guess we'll just have to watch the idiot box.

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

idiot shivers

being embarrassed for someone else, either on TV or in person, when they do something really stupid.

"Last night on ANTM when Cecila acted like an asshat in front of Tyra I got the idiot shivers so bad I had to change the channel!"

by pennylane1208 March 26, 2009