cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

Basement jokey

Fully grown man who is a gamer and lives in his mums basement.

Why does this guy keep beating me?
Friend "It's probably because he's a basement jokey."

by Hazza-gaz September 13, 2019

The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.

"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Basement Society

A massive group that is kept a secret It is filled with some legends like Eren or also know as Buz or Baha he is currently just a member and left the council after he overthrew the fascist iudex who was the owner of the group at the time now thanks to his efforts the group is an online discord server and no longer requires real life meetings

-bro i just got invited to Basement society

-wtf is the basement society

-it is a secret klan

by BaharatliBuz April 28, 2025

Basement Snack

A person who likes getting their a** eaten

I would never date a basement snack, I am too afraid they'd fart in my face.

by angryjunebug March 18, 2025

basement girl

When a man drugs a girl and ties her up in the basement.

I heard Mike had a basement girl, before he was arrested.

by fluffygun September 20, 2017

Basement Cleaner

Anyone who clips or saves their pubic hair.

dude that chick is a basement cleaner

by stiffmista February 22, 2011