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Houston

A person who looks like McLovin fron SuperBad. McLovin is a 25year old Hawaiian organ donor whos unknown twin is named Matt
Houston is McLovins twin for sure
by Christopher Farley February 2, 2008
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Houston Hard Hitterz

Chick Head #1: There is supposed to be a crunk ass party over at Bayou Oaks.
Chicken Head #2: I heard girl! You know I'm trying to tie one of those Houston Hard Hitterz down!
by PimpC211 August 5, 2006
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Houston Texans

An expansion team of the NFL established in 2002 that plays in the AFC South.

They haven't had a winning season since it's establishment, making them the worst team in the NFL.

After finishing 2-14 in 2005, they had the No. 1 draft pick and could've chosen Reggie Bush or Vince Young but they drafted Mario Williams instead, making it the worst draft mistake in NFL history.

In the past two years, they finished 8-8, giving them a .500 season.

They are the only NFL team that hasn't made it to the playoffs.

Mainly because they are the biggest choke artists in the NFL and they always get assraped by the Colts.

Pretty much, they are the suckiest team in the NFL.
(end of the first half)

CBS Sports: "and we are now headed to halftime, the Houston Texans leading 20-7."

(after the game)

CBS Sports: "The Indianapolis Colts have done it again. They single-handedly beat the Houston Texans again. They remain undefeated, 11-0. Final score, Colts 35 Texans 27."
by rudylicious2009™ December 1, 2009
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houston assholes

the name the houston astros are called by us cib fand and i supose other astro hating team
dude greg maddux rocked the houston assholes last night
by jizzle dizzle July 25, 2006
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houston

A polar bear like mammal who bears a strong resemebelance to santa claus. This animal is rarely seen in the wild because they live alone in a freezing arctic caves. These caves are away from all civilization, and are extremely dark. Although it lives in freezing climates it is known to persire heavily.
Eating habits unknown, but suspected of eating small children who fail school. Is known to save humans from drowning, but can't swim itself. truly a mystery. But beware of this seemingly docile animal because human skeletons have been found in their caves.

WARNING: If you see a houston in it's natural state (without clothes) run away and close your eyes, or else you could go blind, vomiting may occur.
person 1: Hey look! It's a whale!

person 2:it's an elephant!

child: it's santa

Person 3: No, it's a HOUSTON!
by avmsinator December 13, 2008
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HOLT

To conversate with a bro.
If'n I can't get a holt of my bro to get money fer my lite bill we will all sittin in tha dark in tha trailer.
by Marlaette May 26, 2008
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houtini

a good old knees-up, jamming together, always involving music, freedom of expression.
a good old houtini = a good old time.
by Miss Coole August 14, 2007
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