You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016
Get the Hippo Bitemug. Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021
Get the Stink Eyed Hippomug. A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's
Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!
by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016
Get the hippo pondmug. the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered.
by GIANT(in my pants?) October 9, 2008
Get the the hippo songmug. *Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018
Get the Canadian Hippomug. A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022
Get the Mid-Western Hippomug. by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020
Get the Hungry hippomug.