heppen

A variation on happen, often used online to cover up for typo's

Dave: so what do you think will heppen tomorrow?
Zane: Not much, I don't have that much money

by Caleb Ferguson July 3, 2008

Happenapelling

'Happenapelling' can be used in place of 'Happening'

Guy 1: Hey dude, whats happenapelling?
Guy 2: What? lol you should submit that to Urban Dictionary!

by Ge15t February 7, 2009

Happens

When something happens, avoidable or not. The act of something being justified without any further explanation.

Maks: why you about to smoke to skitz to be out at the pumps?
Mike turkey: Happens. Yo can u toss me a couple of dollars I can't run Wendy's.

Mike turkey:Jack Daniels black label? Jack daniels, jack Daniels. That cool?
Keenan: mmm yeah happens.

by MiketurkJackdanielsproductions August 13, 2017

God happened

Somebody that was once a cool and fun party-person, but "saw the light" and is now someone you avoid at all costs (A.K.A. a newly converted Christian)

Amber: Kaylee? Awe man, she used to score me the best shit ever.
Mira: Yeah, too bad God happened.

by zeljko January 30, 2009

dyson heppell

beautiful dreadlocks words can not describe him.

lance :Dyson heppell is going to be gabbys one day

by crowsessendon2000 March 9, 2017

Well that happened

A phrase used when something happens that was Either awkward, embarrassing, or you just didn't want it to happen

Frank: don't come over here and jump On me
Iris: *jumps on him*
Frank: well that happened

by LeftOnRead September 19, 2017

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021