Helelise

Helelise is the baddest bitch in your life. She is loyal, but don't mess with her. She is amazing.

Helelise is the best.

by Karikakar March 26, 2021

Hazelwell Rodeo

Whilst slamming a bird in doggy you hold onto her hair and proceed to call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.

“Did the hazelwell rodeo last night, only lasted 10 seconds”

by Collegebike May 21, 2021

Heeldag weg

Heeldag weg means when you haven't studied at all for a test/exam so you sit and scratch your head

Jack is was heeldag weg in the Mathematics test

by Malboer July 12, 2021

hazeltiine

Someone that was a friend from school and had to move away so became an online friend.

Me and hazeltiine used to be in the same French class but now we are in the same gc

by Lanaathebanana July 18, 2021

Heelaist

Heelaist- when one is disrespectful and rude towards the worshiping of Heelaism.

“What do you mean everyone who worships Heelaism is stupid and worshipping a fake belief that we made up? That’s just Heelaist.

by Just your average Heelaism fan November 17, 2021

Hazel Grove

A typical overspill of Stockport and surrounding areas. Where people who live in hazel grove want or long to live in the posh make believe part called Norbury. The A6 road slices through this hell hole of poverty. The A6 is like 8 mile to Americans. The 192 connects Stockport and other areas to Hazel Grove. Where outsiders gather to the incredibly rough bars and pubs to drink and fight. The A6 of hazel grove has little to offer. It is highly polluted by unlimited traffic and crime. The local ‘spoons is where the locals get tanked up then it’s off to the world infamous Bamboo club to fight the night away. If a nuclear bomb went off in that place. Needless to say there wouldn’t be any loss of life and benefit costs would fall in the area for a month or two. Hazel grove is an ugly, crime ridden dump. Avoid.

Hazel grove ‘if you’re barred from any pub in the local area for fighting don’t worreh Hazel Grove has got your back!’ You’ll need a gun or a knife to defend yourself in this aggressive town.

by Voice of reason September 6, 2021

hazel grove

The most beautiful shithole of south manchester. The epitome of teenage drinking and drug abuse. You can’t go within 300m of a field without seeing a group of 15 year olds either ketted out of their bean or with a bottle of v-kat. Its the place some call home. Its a place most avoid. If youre looking for a night out go to the bamboo with its sticky floors, its a once in a lifetime experience.

Lets go sit outside hazel grove maccies til we can find a motive

by Brad.cp September 6, 2021