no-hander

When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)

-Holy poopy-mc-poop-poop, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.

-OMG that guy prob has such a big dick that he can do a no hander

by I can do a no hander, no footer November 26, 2007

left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.

There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.

by Crackers08 February 29, 2008

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

by "Big" Charlie April 3, 2007

Haney

God like being with a I MEAN A GIANT FUCKING PENIS! this nigga haney just wowow omg i wish my Boy Friend was HANEY?!

omg....

Girl 1: Hey have you seen haney?
Girl 2: Yes, he just fucked the shit out of me with that 13 inch monster that thing has a mind of its own :O

by IjustloveBIGBITCHES March 13, 2019

double handed booty slammer

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.

I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.

by Long February 12, 2005

Haizea

(Noun) Is a female cat bodybuilder. Loves to buy strange faces in mask stores. And also is definitely a BULLY so sksksksksks you're wrong. Is related to Kim Possible as a distant relative to Rufus. Wants to skydive because she's a go-getter.

Haizea strives to achieve her dreams of becoming a global advocate for feline bodybuilders

by EH!Macarena! 1 and a 2 and a 3 November 4, 2019

2 handed twister

only for men with big dicks and girl uses two hands and twists in opposite directions up and down the shaft.

i used the 2 handed twister to make him bust a nut

by dicklicker69 October 26, 2008