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Hanselism

The act of being unfairly discriminated against due to being named Hansel.
What! You hate Hansel. I think that's Hanselism.
by MilanoBoi August 16, 2024
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Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.
-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.
by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008
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hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.
"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"
by H0M3$ July 7, 2008
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Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.
Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.
by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010
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Handelo

Handelo is the Spanish version of "handel", meaning you just took care of business or you need to take care of your business.
I.E.

Person 1- I need to go spit some game at this girl!

Person 2- Handelo!
by Jose Luis sin censura January 13, 2011
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hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand
afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy
by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011
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Hansalvato

I was in second period and i had the WORST hansalvato bro.
by Shinigamix September 24, 2011
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