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California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
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baby handy

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.
hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.
by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017
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handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.
Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.
by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019
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Handy

Hey, before we go do you want a quick handy?
by Minslik October 3, 2016
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Matthew Handy

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025
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handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.
Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
by _bcom June 3, 2016
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Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.
Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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