hampshire

a hick town in the middle of nowhere. people who live here frequently have raves in their barns and then pop a tent in their backseats when too drunk to drive. the whole drinkin in a small town thing is usually a fun time except that every other person is your cousin to some degree... whoa incest. brian james gross will eventually grow up to be the mayor and live in splendor in a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch on his own acre of land, cable television and air conditioning not included but maybe he can build his own pool.

why would we ever want to go to hampshire?

by the coolest person grossi will ever meet August 6, 2006

panty hamper

A basket, usually wicker,, used to store panties and other itens to cover the female ringpiece. Some females choose to have 2 hampers. One for clean panties and one for soiled panties.

Melon came home drunk one night and bumped into a basket and knocked it over. The next morning,his sister said " Alan,what were you doing in my panty hamper lastnight?"

by PervyP May 22, 2008

Hampden-Sydney

Hampden-Sydney is the school where wealthy (most of the time) men send their sons when they cannot get into a better school. Brains and credentials aside -- if you have a thick wallet, you are most certainly welcome at Hampden-Sydney. Those of us in Virginia know that if you can't get into a good school, you go to Longwood or Radford instead. Hampden-Sydney is an upper-class version of the previously mentioned schools. So overall, if you want to pretend you go to a good school, but can't really get into one, go to Hampden-Sydney instead.

HSC Student: I go to Hampden-Sydney! American Citizen: Oh. You (probably) have money, but I'm sure you're lacking in the brains department.

HSC Student in denial: HSC is the best private school on the east coast.
Someone who knows what they're talking about: No it's not, fool.
HSC Student in denial: Oh really? Name one.
Someone who knows what they're talking about: How about 20...

by learned January 16, 2005

Hampton (name)

A charming, intelligent human being!! If you ever get the chance to meet a hampton you have to take it. He is the nicest human being EVER. He will get you through hard times Sven if you tell him to go away. He’s got a hot bod and ost afraid to use it.

Dang. Did you see Hampton (name) today?? He is so hot. I think he winked at me.

by #anymous October 12, 2017

Hampys

Another name for The Hamptons. The Hamptons are located about 2 hours out of new york city

"Im going out the Hampys this weekend."
"He must be going out to the Hamptons."

by calcal12345678901234567890 August 4, 2009

Hampage

1) Going on a rampage with a enormous double-handed warhammer

2) Binging on Pork

1) I will go on a hampage if my girlfriend talks to her ex.

2) That dude just ate a pork-chop wrapped in bacon. A impressive hampage.

by MattSchool January 3, 2012

fish hamper

large, raddled lady garden, that doesn't see soap and water often enough-a truly stinky, filthy, over grown snatch

'oh dear, what can that stench be? I think it's time Virginia rinsed out her fish hamper! I can smell her hairy downstairs halibut from here!'

by gomble March 21, 2010