The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick
by ira reed January 19, 2009

by Derek Maxwell's crushy December 5, 2023

by Tbeam May 24, 2025

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."
by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

A bunch of hungry hippos: The time where Melanie ate a huge large burrito and ate so many french fries.
Melanie had a bunch of hungry hippos when she ate so many hungry french fries and a humongous, large burrito. That's about it though
by Hungryhippocowgirl March 14, 2025
