Tomato Hair

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair

I need a man who can do the tomato hair

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.

I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

hair drapes

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.

"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."

by Violet Black February 21, 2014

Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house

weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair

by moonangxel June 17, 2020

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

important hair

Characterized as one (usually male) who has exceptionally coiffed hair that requires product. Important hair can be straightened, teased or otherwise carefully groomed. Often seen in the hipster variation of subculture as well as Emo kids, neo-mods and glamorous indie rockers.

The guy in VHS or Beta has really important hair.
All the important hair guys were there.
She only dates guys with important hair.

by Aynne and Kristi February 22, 2006

hair diva

a person who exceeds in the doing of hair. also someone who works at Divas.

Wendy is a Hair Diva

by wendiva June 7, 2007