acid hair

Is a phenomenon that occurs while a person is on acid.It is when your hair turns out awesome under circumstances where it absolutely should not.

lola:i just took the muddiest five hour hike wearing nothing but a satchel and boots

peter:it gave you awesome acid hair! lets go talk to the bunny in that tree

by lola 67 June 7, 2012

PHK's Hair

PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.

Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"

Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"

by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011

Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.

Pensi Hair

by TheHylian12 August 29, 2017

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

by Youoyo March 17, 2021

important hair

Characterized as one (usually male) who has exceptionally coiffed hair that requires product. Important hair can be straightened, teased or otherwise carefully groomed. Often seen in the hipster variation of subculture as well as Emo kids, neo-mods and glamorous indie rockers.

The guy in VHS or Beta has really important hair.
All the important hair guys were there.
She only dates guys with important hair.

by Aynne and Kristi February 22, 2006

Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010