gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Gut-Knackers

gutnak-er(s)

-noun Australian:- (subjective)

The part of your stomach that feels physical pleasure after a particularly satisfying meal.

simon and - "gee that curry hit the spot...":

matt - "yeah, that stroked the ol' gut-knackers..."

ricky "oooh, yeah i reckon... it huuurts sooo goood"

by MadKnackers April 24, 2009

gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.

The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.

by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017

meat gut

Refers to when you are over stuffed with bbq or food and have an extra big stomach

"Dad was so full he had a meat gut!"

by TroubleLo2212 June 17, 2016

Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.

Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!

by kikishorty September 28, 2021

Hate it to Guts

When a person hates a specific object so much, that it turns into guts.

When my friend Tristan is blocked by a parked car while backing out of the driveway, he will sometimes exclaim, "I hate it to guts!"

by Lyf-Cam August 20, 2011

Wine Gut

When someone be drinking wine on the daily

“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”

by That guy Mr. boi October 27, 2019