grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

Gruntsquat

See also O.H.U.B. and underbob
The act of squatting down....underbobbing...the resulting orgasm creates more of a grunting sound due to the position of the scrunched up body/torso. most times, body cramps result during the buildup due again, to position....resulting in one, nice loud grunting, painful yet strangely stimulating orgasm.
again, watch yourself on the overspray.
see also F.O.G.S.

self explanatory. if you can't follow the directions, you shouldn't be jacking off. Go gruntsquat!

by geoski September 14, 2006

grunting the semi

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.

AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.

by intermaweb.net December 4, 2005

Gruntle

Verb: Used as a homonym for disgruntle, because it is shorter and still sounds like it means to upset or anger.

My car died, I am gruntled.

He gruntled on me all day!

by Zelliette May 18, 2010

Grundy Thundy

When you bang a fat chick and your scrotom slaps against her thighs with a furious bang.

Will was going so ham on Mrs. Vincent that the Grundy Thundy could be heard from miles away.

by Gooch master December 23, 2013

Grunyon

A Pack of Eagleyphortes

My grunyon got attacked by my fleebarb.

by Spooleymcham November 21, 2004

grundy

Thought to originate from Michael Grundy,the coolest cat to ever walk the earth, meaning sublime and the most ultimate form of cool one can find

man, he sure can dance grundy!

by MG September 25, 2003