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Knox Grammar School

Bit gay. Appel Chapel is always a good point to bring up if a Knox kids says their school is better than any in the GPS. I would say join the GPS but you guys are too far up the trainline to be considered exclusive. Sorry about it
Normal Person: What school did you go to?
Knox kid: Ofcourse Knox Grammar School. Can you not tell?
Normal Person: Oh ofcourse thats why you are a huge faggot!
by The Real North Shore May 30, 2019
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Wilson's Grammar School

A selective state school well known for its popular drag contest and abysmal rugby league table results, frequently demolished by WCGS and occasionally by Wallington High School for Girls. Notable ex-pupils include Joey Essex, Abhishek Pathal, owner of the corner shop down the road, and Kevin Stevenson, Daniel Radcliffe's stunt double in the 3rd Harry Potter movie. At least they have a great Rubix cube club.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Jimmy: Wilson's Grammar School. Do you know it?
Bob: Is that the school who won the Sutton curling competition?
Jimmy: Yes, and I was named player of the match and won a signed Rubix cube. Lucky me!
by Milkman 212 December 8, 2017
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grammar

1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.

2. a dying art.

3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.

4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.

5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.

6. a knowledge that is deeply rewarding which is not deemed important or crucial by lazy slugs.
Correct grammar makes you understood.
by Severian_ November 10, 2008
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upton court grammar

posh shits that go to a posh shit school. the boys (specifically daniel dubovoi) are smelly, hormonal, acne prone losers. the girls r chavvy skets who juul in the toilets. scum. go to challoners instead.
oi did you hear about upton court grammar?
yeah they’re lil shits
by fitty amelia September 6, 2019
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Mt.Roskill Grammar

Mt Roskill Grammar rulz! U guys are just jealous cos ur school don't have anybody from it in NZ Idol.
by Lil' Jay February 25, 2004
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Wallington County Grammar School

Wallington County Grammar School is a school who think that they are smart but are actually really stupid. They also are extremely terrible at rugby and can't pull any of the girl's schools around.
Billy Bob: You heard of that school called Wallington County Grammar School?
Oliver Chimp: Them man can't get any gyal still you know XD
by mr deekhed October 23, 2017
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Grammar Nazi

An idiot.
1) Someone who is too stupid to think of a reasoned response to any argument so resorts to attacking someone's grammar and spelling instead.

2) Someone who has failed to grasp that forums are not in fact English essays. Language has always varied according to context, just as we use different types of words in a job interview compared to with our mates.

3) Usually in English forums monolingual native English speakers who utterly FAIL do to the fact that 60% of times they are criticizing someone who is using English as a second language at a far higher standard than the grammar nazi would ever be able to use a second language themselves. 30% of remaining cases the person they are talking to is native English but is dyslexic or 10 years younger. And all 100% of times the person being criticized has much better things to do with their time than correct their every spelling mistake. In either case the grammar nazi fails!

4) Someone unable to figure out the difference between intelligence and correct grammar and spelling.
1) erm.. I don't understand. Brain hurt. Damn why do I have to be so stupid? Oh well- let's just insult his grammar and I'll feel intelligent again.

2)Grammar Nazi"You didn't cite your references or write a proper conclusion- you can get an F for that essay"
Normal Person"erm... Lol it's not an essay its a forum post!!!"
Grammar Nazi"eh? I'm confused? Where am I? Who am I?"

3)Grammar Nazi "You use 'their' not 'there' DUMBASS!"
Janic : Sorry my English isn't up to your standards. My native language is Czech so maybe we should switch to using Czech. As you suggest you are more intelligent than me due to my lack of English logically you must be able to speak fluent Czech as well."
Grammar Nazi "oh... erm... errr" FAIL

4)Grammar Nazi "Your arguments are invalid as you lack the intelligence to use apostrophes correctly"
Philosopher: "Hmmm... Intelligence... what really IS intelligence? In our culture we have learnt to.... (intelligent discussion of intelligence)
(Grammar Nazi's head explodes at this point)
by Lagn November 28, 2009
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