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Galloping Gobbler

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.
"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."
by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005
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Poop Gobbler

n. 1) Someone who craves and indulges in consuming their own fecal matter.

n. 2) Someone who sucks really badly.
Rick: "I have something to tell you Matt"
Matt: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm a poop gobbler... I crave my own shit!"

"That poop gobbler's a poop gobblin'!"
by J-nig what what October 11, 2006
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Knob Gobbler

A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.
Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!
by Electic_Potato March 9, 2014
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cum gobbler

A homosexual male who enjoys engaging in fellatio
He's a cum gobbler going way back.
by Todd Patina June 30, 2005
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Cock Gobbler

An act of oral sex. When one not only has the full cock in their mouth, but also manages to fit the mans balls in their mouth at the same time too.
She is a cock gobbler.
by JohnCarr September 9, 2006
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box gobbler

Uh oh, Stephanie - that box gobbler in the corner looks like she's about to make a move on you!

Jackie, what's with those baggy pants and wife beater? Have you gone box gobbler on me?

Did you see Janet's new haircut? She looks like Mark McGrath. OMG, she could be a box gobbler with that hairdo.
by kawksuckah February 27, 2008
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Cob-gobbler

A corn company started by second-generation farmers the Shuck Brothers. They emphasize the culture of nice ears, silky hairs, ripe kernels, and sucking down the largest stalks you’ve ever seen—all types yellow, white, red, and purple.
The cob-gobblers have done it again releasing yet another disgusting corn video. This time they slathered their stalks with high fructose corn syrup before they went to town.
by Wordzmeth June 15, 2019
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