Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

Butt Putt Golf

When a person spreads their ass cheeks apart and another person putts a golf ball into their ass.

Dude last night I scored three Eagles and a hole in one last night in Butt Putt Golf!

by Macgh4 December 20, 2013

Golf Course Lunch Kiosk

A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.

A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.

Duuuuude, one week and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk

by Elite Master of Pwn September 29, 2010

Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf

Military phonetic alphabet for "O.M.F.G", a widely used acronym for "Oh My Fucking God".

"Hey bro, bad news. You know the chick who gave you the blowjob under the table at Applebee's the other night? Just found out, she wasn't always a chick..."

"Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf!!"

"Oh, that wasn't the bad news - She has chlamydia."

by |2eadEm&Weep!! August 18, 2008

Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar

Navy Radio Language translating to the common text lingo of "gtfo" meaning "get the fuck out."

Shipmate1:"I just saw chief at a whore house"
Shipmate2:"Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar man no way!"

by Shipmate4 June 8, 2011

Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.

I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.

by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020

300,000 dollar golf swing

A heist job with a large enough payout to afford retirement. Can also be used for a last job.

“Who knows maybe after this I can finally afford that 300,000 dollar golf swing

by Skhizy December 17, 2020