Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

glitchy

This is what neopets servers are.

Neopets servers are glitchy steaming piles of shepoopy

by Josh July 20, 2004

Gitchy

the term for giving head too a girl

person 1: "man, i'd gitchy her"

person 2: "dude your a gitcher!?"

by lil mama:) March 4, 2010

gotch

1. A mix between Goth and Scotch.
2. A drunk Goth.

Man, that dude is Gotch!

by Ashleigh March 14, 2005

Glitchself

Glitch/glitchself

A neo-pronoun, originated on Tumblr by attention seekers refusing to be addressed as he/she/them.

Person 1: glitch is so lonely glitchette left glitchself.
Person 2: honestly I have no clue how to use this in a sentence, why can't glitch just stick to he/she/thrm
Person 1: don't you dare say that or glitch will doxx you and post your address on Tumblr

by IDislikeSJWs February 2, 2021

Gitch

Used to describe something that is awesome. Other forms of the word include gitchy, gitchen.

"That's so gitch"
"Gitchen!"

by TeeJai December 17, 2008

Glitched

It depends on the individual. If describing it about someone outfit in a good way. you'd say they're glitched out; unfair to say in a good way. If you're saying someone is being glitched or glitchy, they're either envious of you or backdooring you.

Yo fit glitched out.
Mfers been acting glitchy lately.

by Gdgiles July 20, 2020