what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021

kaitlyn the giraffe

Someone who plays apex 24/7

Kaitlyn the giraffe hates siege and loves apex legends

by Koorush November 22, 2021

Theme Park Giraffe

A massive Cunt

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.

by a paeson November 23, 2021

Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022

smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

All my giraffes are out of town

I don't have energy/capacity for that. Particularly with reference to low executive functioning that can occur in autistic/ADHD folk when over stimulated or in burnout - or, as good preventative practice to ward off burnout. Inspired by/another take on spoon theory.

"I didn't make it to my family gathering, all my giraffes are out of town"
"Sorry I haven't gotten back to you on that all week, all my giraffes have been out of town"
"I'm a bit low on giraffes at the moment, could you come round and Body-Double me while I do my laundry?"

by What the ladybird heard April 4, 2026