Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

Philadelphia Cheese Grater

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.

"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"

by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

Oklahoma Cheese grater

A sexual act in which a male does not clean his crotch for a week, letting cheese grow, and then taking that cheese and brushing your teeth with it

Yo bro I just did the Oklahoma cheese grater last night, it was wild.

by Cheese_master February 16, 2026

Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.

Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.

by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025

Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.

TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

dirty amar (the cheese grater)

When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up

'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'

by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025