glassschlager

Works on the same premise as Goldschlager. Made by accidentally leaving a jug of wine in the freezer, letting it explode, then scooping the frozen mess into a nalgene and defrosting. The shards of broken glass replace the "Gold" and the jug wine (preferrably Carlo Rassi) replaces the "schlager". May also include blood.

That burning sensation is normal. They call it "Glassschlager".

by captain phoenix May 11, 2006

Glasies

A term used to offend people (usually kids with low self esteem) that have glasses.

Matthew you suck because you wear glasies.

by Firebolt October 20, 2008

glassed

Having a glaze of jism shot on your face

Dude, I sooooo glassed her!!

by Kevhead March 13, 2003

Grasses

A name pertaining to someone who wears glasses and is an extremely sexy badass. He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him he'll be your best friend. No woman can resist his body or his glamorous hair style. To top it off he is very humorous and can make anybody laugh. Grasses has superb talent and knowledge and it is said he created the universe in which we live in. One day all will bow down to him.

Girl 1: Hey you know Grasses? He's soooo freaking hot.

Girl 2: I know right!? I love him sososo much.

Girl 3: Back off he's mine!

Boy: What a sexy beast....

by Super Secret Admirer October 9, 2012

glassed

extremely high (usually on meth). Refers to the glass pipes/light bulbs used to smoke such drugs

Dude I'm so glassed I can't even see straight.

by rmk517 March 3, 2015

glassesist

To harrass someone over their decrease in intelligence once they remove their glasses.

"oh did you see Coach got contacts. He looks waaaay less smart now"

"Hey Connor! That's glassesist!"

by PACenStein December 2, 2020

Glassessexual

Some dumb ass that thinks having glasses is a sexuality

Oh that dumb ass thinks he is glassessexual

by Amassivedumbass April 12, 2021