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fruit-fetcher

A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain
Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.
by Remco Site supervisor April 14, 2017
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Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )
Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound
by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022
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fruit leathers

yummy snacks, consistent of dried fruit; usually stawberry or some other berry. A very simple snack, that is yummy :)
by anonymous July 12, 2018
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Fruit Forward

Mannerisms that lean from the vaguely gay to extremely flaming.
That Ross guy who used to be on Leno was a little fruit forward.
When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.
by Wordzagon May 3, 2010
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Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
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Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.
Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.
by moffboy October 2, 2013
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Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.
"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"
by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019
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