Strum the dummy

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

The dummy on the block

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB

Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block

by Dummy on the block March 01, 2021

Trump Dummy

An individual that believes and anything Donald Trump says or does and often challenges liberals or people that do not support him.

I had another debate with one of the Trump supporters and they do not believe anything I tell them, they are a trump dummy.

by Bushido 10K March 01, 2021

Muscle Dummy

Someone who has big muscles but is stupid.

Similar to himbo but does not have to be attractive.

She's a good-looking chick, rich and smart. Look at you. You're fucked-looking, just a muscle dummy.

by robertcop January 05, 2024

Unprotected dummy

From the words of the gay lords known as brojob. "Basically you swing your dick around like it's a sword, until you lose all feeling in your cock and get bored. Twist your nipples and slam your dick into the refrigerator door."

Dude 1: "Hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Dude 2: "I'm doing the unprotected dummy!"

by Orenda. January 10, 2018

going dummy

a pick-up strategy for opening in which the man admits an absurd flaw and follows with an endearing request for acceptance (credit: Jeffy, RSD).

Going dummy opener: "hey. I'm fucking retarded.... Will you be my friend?"

by InDemand February 02, 2008

Dummy sick

Something that is not only sick, but more than that.

For example, finding a free dollar on the floor may be ‘sick’, but finding 10 dollars on the floor would be dummy sick.

Alex: Yo, my professor canceled class, so I’m down to ski on Friday.
Chad: Hell yeah, that’s dummy sick.

by bumbleballs January 29, 2021