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Facebook 

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.
Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.
Facebook by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Facebook 

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you
kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out
Facebook by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Facebook 

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!
Facebook by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook 

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
abula: little daughter download Facebook es la aplicación del momento. Nieta: ¡¡Abuela ya tienes 50 !!
Facebook by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook 

An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\
Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?
Facebook by Iamcoolcat January 28, 2021

Facebook 

The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.
Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook 😜😜😜😜
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Facebook by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021