Evan

Extremely Horny Boy

Your is so Evan.

Evan by Bharpa Quann March 26, 2020

evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3

evan played roblox the whole class

evan by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

Evan by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

Evan

An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.

Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!

Evan by Evbuscus April 16, 2020

Evan

Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet

Evan is gay

Evan by Darrellmon April 16, 2020

Evan

A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.

Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”

Evan by Lllllllllaaaaammmmmaaaaa April 16, 2020

Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

Evan by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020