"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."
by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Can be one of the most irritating people on the Earth, but you still care for him nonetheless. He is more innocent than he lets on and a really funny. He is a great imitator and kind of has a big mouth. He acts so immature a lot but you can't help looking at him like a younger brother something relevant to that. It is almost impossible to get in a relationship with him, not because you don't want to, but because he doesn't. He rarely likes anyone and most likely get into 4-5 relationships out of the course of his life. He is pretty shy at one moment but the hella cocky another, so beware of his mood changes. He's pretty athletic and LOVES to tease his friends about anything and everything.
Person 1: Why is Ethan so annoying?
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.
by smeldey June 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it
love u sexy bitch
love u sexy bitch
girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
by mckennaande April 21, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. The type of guy that you can trust. He is always there for you whether you think you need help or not. He is kind and extremely compassionate. Although he may sometimes be looked at as a nerd, his intelligence does not come from only caring about school. He is athletic and well built, even though he is not much of a sports person. However, he takes great interest in the arts and excels in theater and music. Ethan is calm and respectful towards all. He is the type of person that you stay friends with forever. He is always reliable.
by Publius The Monkey April 17, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. by The friend making funny shit November 12, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. ETHAN! get over here boi
by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.