Ethan

A retarded mother fucker

Ethan is a mother fucker

by Yeetoesmycheetoes October 14, 2019

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

Ethan

Is a boy who is hot ,kind hearted, fit asfff well natured and is amazing he tends to really be passionate about his hobbies n loves cuddles .He is an amazing guy

P.f :)

U are a Ethan

by Piooo November 1, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

A MAN HOE!!!!!

Ashley:Ethan sent me a dick pic last night
Destiny:no way same

Bus gf:WHAT!!!

by Kkaykla November 15, 2019